Frequently Asked Questions
Confused? Bewildered? Just plain dumb? Check out the FAQ below.
How come you pick on Dads so much?
Because we love ’em.
What do you look like? Would I recognize you if I saw you on the street?
Well, if I’m wearing my cape and my shirt with the big letter ‘R’ on it then you’d probably be able to spot me. But in order to avoid recognition, Reeko often masquerades as a mild-mannered mad scientist. Still, if you see someone with wild hair sticking straight up, a glazed look in his eyes, and smells like chemicals – who knows, maybe it’s Reeko…
How come you always put those little dots (…) at the end of sentences?
Who is ‘Chimp”?
Reeko’s chess playing monkey.
OK, then who’s ‘Delilah’?
Reeko’s good-for-nothing cat.
How come you didn’t answer my email?
Reeko receives hundreds of emails and he tries to respond to as many as possible. But, sometimes there are so many that he couldn’t possibly get through all of them. Reeko is currently working on building a experimental robot to assist with answering email (as well as cleaning the lab and taking out the trash).
On the right-hand side of the page, it sometimes lists the number of new lab rats today. What happened to the old lab rats?
I’ve travelled all through the Lab and have heard some pretty wild claims. Are you sure you’re leveling with us?
Heh, heh…. Why of course.