How do you print these pages with those darned black backgrounds?
Most browsers will print pages that contain black backgrounds. You simply
have to adjust your browser settings properly (Internet Explorer does this for you
If you're using Netscape Navigator, go to Navigator's File | Page Setup options
and choose 'black text'. You can also go to General Preferences and click
the Colors tab. Check the 'Always Use My Colors, Overriding Document' box
at the bottom of the window (the browser will change to a white background with
Internet Explorer users should have no problem. You're browser will automatically
detect the black background and adjust the colors automatically when printed.
How come you pick on Dads so much?
Because we love 'em.
What do you look like? Would I recognize you if I saw you on the street?
Well, if I'm wearing my cape and my shirt with the big letter 'R' on it then you'd
probably be able to spot me. But in order to avoid recognizion, Reeko often
masquerades as a mild-mannered mad scientist. Still, if you see someone with
wild hair sticking straight up, a glazed look in his eyes, and smells like chemicals
- who knows, maybe it's Reeko...
How come you always put those little dots (...) at the end of sentences?
Who is 'Chimp"?
Reeko's chess playing monkey.
OK, then who's 'Delilah'?
Reeko's good-for-nothing cat.
How come you didn't answer my email?
Reeko receives hundreds of emails and he tries to respond to as many as possible.
But, sometimes there are so many that he couldn't possibly get through all
of them. Reeko is currently working on building a experimental robot to assist
with answering email (as well as cleaning the lab and taking out the trash).
On the right-hand side of the page, it lists the number of new lab rats today. What happened to the old lab rats?
I've travelled all through the Lab and have heard some pretty wild claims.
Are you sure you're leveling with us?
Heh, heh.... Why of course.