TEACHER: Young man, where's your homework assignment? FRED: It blew away while I was coming to school. TEACHER: I see. And why are you late for school? FRED: I had to wait for a very strong wind.

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If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill an Olympic sized swimming pool.

The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words. More than 2 billion pencils are manufactured each year in the United States. If these were laid end to end they would circle the world nine times.

We hear it time and time again. Reeko, you talk too much. Why can't we talk back? Well now you can. Reeko's Message Board lets you ask science and experiment questions, post interesting science news, slap up some graffiti, or just yak with your buddies.

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In 2006, astronomers changed the definition of a planet. This means that Pluto is now referred to as a dwarf planet.

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Lab Monkey Report We are cranking out experiments for the little scientists as fast as we can and have rolled out several new (advanced) experiments during the past two weeks. Still, Reeko will not increase the banana quota to more than 12 bananas per day which we feel is highly unfair. The rats are fed several times a day and being the superior species, we feel we deserve as many bananas as we want. Reeko says the potassium in the bananas causes a chemical imbalance in our brains which results in us repeating ourselves over and over again. We of course, know that is not true. We of course, know that is not true.

Lab Rat Report The lab rats have announced the beginning of a major lab remodeling project. Unfortunately, they came up with the idea, design, and plans themselves without asking anyone else. The lab cats are angry claiming the lab rats purposely designed all doorways so small the cats could not get through them while the lab rats claim the small door design promotes better health and hygiene. Reeko asked the lab monkeys what they thought and they informed Reeko that they were not worried because the lab rats drew up the plans in the sand outside the lab and a major rainstorm is expected tonight anyway.

Lab Cat Report The lab cats filed a report complaining that the lab rats are pooping in the bathroom hallway again and several cats have sprung their ankles slipping on the little pellets.

At over 2000 kilometres long The Great Barrier Reef is the largest living structure on Earth (heh, and you thought your teacher was the largest living structure).

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Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.